Talking to an alien!!!

Alien:How do you do!

ME:Are you an alien

Alien:maybe

ME:I'm not that stupid you are an alien because you look like an alien and you are ugly like an alien

Alien:You are very rude.But yes I am an alien.You guest right.

Me: Yeah I did.Anyway nice to meet you.

Alien:I said that a long time ago

ME:I'm trying to be nice

Alien:Fair enough

ME:Did you come from a different planet?

Alien:Yeah.I was sleeping and suddenly I ended up here but I know my parents are looking for me.

Me:okay cool

ME:well bye

Alien:where are you going

Me:I'm going to school

ALien:Well my parents finally came

Me:Bye

Alien:Bye